Inn Traveler's Bill of Rights

Although nothing's perfect, travelers are entitled to certain reasonable standards. Of course, the higher the rates, the higher those standards should be. So, please use this Bill of Rights to decide how each place that you've stayed in rates on your own personal rating scale.

• The right to suitable cleanliness: An establishment that looks, feels, and smells immaculate, with no musty, smoky, or animal odors.
• The right to suitable room furnishings: A firm mattress, soft pillows, fresh linens, and ample blankets; bright lamps and night tables on each side of the bed; comfortable chairs with good reading lights; and adequate storage space for personal items.
• The right to comfortable, attractive rooms: Guest rooms and common rooms that are as livable as they are attractive. Appealing places where you'd like to read, chat, relax.
• The right to a decent bathroom: Cleanliness is essential, along with reliable plumbing, ample hot water, good lighting, an accessible electric outlet, space for toiletries, and thirsty towels.
• The right to privacy and discretion: Privacy must be respected by innkeepers and ensured by adequate sound-proofing. The right to discretion precludes questions about marital status or sexual preference. No display of proselytizing religious materials.
• The right to good, healthful food: Fresh nutritious food, ample in quantity, high in quality, attractively presented, and graciously served in smoke-free surroundings.
• The right to comfortable temperatures and noise levels: Rooms should be cool in summer and warm in winter, with quiet, efficient air-conditioning and heating. Double windows, drapes, and landscaping are essential if traffic noise is an issue.
• The right to fair value: Prices should be in reasonable relation to the facilities offered and to the cost of equivalent local accommodations.
• The right to genuine hospitality: Innkeepers who are glad you've come and who make it their business to make your stay pleasant and memorable; who are readily available without being intrusive.
• The right to a caring environment: A warm welcome to arriving guests, making dinner reservations, providing information on activities, asking about pet allergies and dietary restrictions, and so on.
• The right to personal safety: A location in a reasonably safe neighborhood, with adequate care given to building and parking security, adequate lighting, and the highest standards of fire safety.
• The right to professionalism: Emails answered, telephone calls returned, room reservations, check-ins and -outs handled efficiently and responsibly.
• The right to adequate common areas: At most inns, hotels, B&Bs, and lodges, at least one common room where guests can gather to read, chat, or relax, free of the obligation to buy anything.
• The right of people traveling alone to have all the above rights: Singles usually pay just a few dollars less than couples, yet the welcome, services, and rooms they receive can be inferior. Single travelers have the right to be treated as well as couples or groups.
• The right to a reasonable cancellation policy: Penalties for a cancellation made fewer than 7-14 days before arrival are relatively standard. However, be forewarned -- most inns will refund deposits (minus a processing fee) after the deadline only if the room is rebooked. Hotels and motels generally offer a penalty-free cancellation up to 72 hours in advance.
• The right to efficient maintenance: Burned-out bulbs and worn-out smoke detector batteries are the responsibility of the innkeeper--not the guest. When things go wrong, reasonable guests have the right to an apology, a discount, or a refund.
• Innkeepers have rights, too! A first-rate hotel or inn is a joy indeed, but guests also need to do their part to respect its special qualities. For starters, you'll need to maintain a higher level of consideration for your fellow guests in historic properties. Century-old Victorian mansions are noted for their nostalgic charms, not their sound-proofing; if you come in late or get up early, remember that voices and footsteps echo off all those gleaming hardwood floors and doors. If you're going to pick a fight with your roommate, pull the covers up over your head or go out for a walk. If you've admired the Oriental carpets, antique decor, handmade quilts, and the thick fluffy towels, don't leave wet glasses on the furniture, put suitcases on the bed, or use the towels for removing make-up or wiping the snow off your car. If you're traveling with children, remember that it's your job-not that of the innkeepers-to supervise the kids and make sure that they are behaving appropriately. Remember, innkeepers are people too. The Golden Rule, "Do Unto Others," applies to them too.